nothing has been more eloquent, erotic, to-the-point than “you’ve raised me from the dead” nothing will be more romantic, declarative, downright pornographic than “if this is you broken, stay broken” !!!!
a show or book is only good if there’s a fucked up little man in it. if there isn’t a fucked up little man, who am i supposed to relate to? who am i supposed to long for? who is there for me?
Once Upon A Time passes this test on the grounds of Rumplestiltskin
@martianbugsbunny @monsterstaybroken Rumple for sure but wouldn’t that be Sark too with how many people he’s killed but still falls madly in love at the end? lol. or Bucky from Avengers
the problem with fanfiction is that theres too many coffeeshop aus and not enough aus where the characters are trapped in an alivehouse psychological horror situation or perhaps a labyrinth of sorts
Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
